really?!

It's way past my bedtime, but this just defines my life at the moment:

I worked all night, I'm beyond exhausted, and when I go to brush my teeth there's a fucking GREEN SPIDER on the bristles of my goddamn toothbrush!!!!! Why me?!

What really gets my goat, though, is that of the trillion places in the bathroom he could have chosen to park his green ass, he had to pick the fucking brush bristles....not even the handle.

Now I'm too infuriated and tired to look for a spare brush, which probably does not exist. Bah.