...just kidding - this isn't a real blog post.

Reasons I haven't been keeping up with this blog:

1. It's sunny out! That's a first.

2. Babies.

3. Lately, I've been focusing any meager scraps of writing oomph I have left into different areas. Only time will tell how that goes.

A real entry should be forthcoming. Hopefully a more compelling one. I just don't have it in me. There's a lot of family chaos and I feel like the shit's gonna hit the fan bigtime pretty soon.

I'm exhausted.

Stay tuned...