the rape scene went pretty well

Please, will someone do "The Night Man Cometh" with me for Halloween?

I got a new job.

Wait.

I'm sounding repetitive, I know.

I got ANOTHER new job. Because things never go as planned. When I have a sec I'll tell you about how things never go as planned. No promises, though. I'm pretty booked, and I'm pretty pooped.

But I will say: Chef Ramsey is hot. In his way.

That's it.

the extent of my interest in politics = inane youtube videos